nosdrinker:

*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at


k1mkardashian:

i think i’m having a mid life crisis and i’m not even 21


jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.


mrsweasley:

jebiwonkenobi:

I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia. 

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lil-chingona:

I WOULDN’T EVEN BE MAD
friendlycloud:

stfusexists:

vaspim2k13:

This is the kind of world we live in today

If your suggestion as an administrator is to tell a teenage girl to go under the knife instead of telling a teenage boy to respect women, you are in the wrong damn line of work.

That school should be closed.
What a disgrace.

brandiglanville:

bussykiller:

versaceslut:

ive had someone elses piss in my mouth before but i refuse to drink tap water

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